I don't really remember if I ever saw this or would have know what it meant at the time, but if that is what it really means then I am sorry, but that is just sickening. Seriously who would have even thought to integrate that into the fence???
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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I don't really remember if I ever saw this or would have know what it meant at the time, but if that is what it really means then I am sorry, but that is just sickening. Seriously who would have even thought to integrate that into the fence???
Kinda sums up the whole mentality hugh.
yeah i remember seeing this. and unfortunately, i understood what it meant.
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